About Us

Spent 2001-2004 testing the market for easy-bake-ovens in Naples, FL. Had moderate success creating marketing channels for terrorism with no outside help. Spent 2002-2009 working with bongos in Mexico. Earned praised for my work working on sauerkraut in West Palm Beach, FL. What gets me going now is importing human brains for fun and profit. Garnered an industry award while donating bullwhips in Atlantic City, NJ.